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Where I Go

by Brother Jack

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Where I Go 04:25
Well Judy Garland, she died on the toilet From an alleged drug overdose And Elvis, the king, he died on the toilet For him it was a heart attack Arius of Constantinople, he died on the toilet Ironically it was explosive diarrhea King Edmund II, he died on the toilet They stabbed him with a knife Wenceslaus III was also stabbed on the toilet Except they got that boy with a spear Catherine the Great, she died on the toilet Except for her it was a stroke That guy in Jurassic Park, he also died on the toilet For him it was the T-Rex When I die, there’s lots of places that I could be There’s at least one place I know I don’t want to be I don’t want to die sitting on the toilet When I die, die, die, die When I die, die, die, die Don’t want to die, sitting where I go I could die in my sleep When I’m a real old man I could die speeding down the road In a ‘79 Trans-Am I just don’t want to go While I’m sitting where I go I just don’t want to die Sitting on the throne When I die, die, die, die When I die, die, die, die Don’t want to die, sitting where I go I could die at your birthday party Choking on a piece of cake I could die from a snake bite A real live poisonous snake I just don’t want to go While I’m sitting where I go I just don’t want to die Sitting on the can When I die, die, die, die When I die, die, die, die Don’t want to die, sitting where I go When I die, die, die, die When I die, die, die, die Don’t want to die, sitting where I go I could die tortured and flayed By a psychopath on the loose I could die, trampled By a heard of angry moose I just don’t want to go While I’m sitting where I go I just don’t want to die Sitting on the john When I die, die, die, die When I die, die, die, die When I die, die, die, die When I die, die, die, die Don’t want to die, sitting where I go

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released May 10, 2021

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Brother Jack Altoona, Pennsylvania

Brother Jack gleans inspiration from old fashioned gospel music, foot-stomping drinking songs, and long winded storytellers. He has a love for words, both written and sung. If you like weird folk music and storytelling, check out Brother Jack!

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